Wedding toasts can be some of the most memorable parts of weddings. All the tension of the wedding is over. People have a drink in their hand, and they’re making merry. Ties are loosened, and laughter fills the room.
Let me level with you. It can be tough to give a toast. Some people just wing it, and give a toast off the top of their heads. But most people are far too conscientious to take such a flippant attitude toward this responsibility. Most want to do a good job. Well, I don’t have any good long toasts for you in this article, but I do have some funny lines you could work in.
If you want to give a 4 minute toast, you’ll want to find some resources to help you. But here are some thoughts to get you thinking in the matrimonial direction.
1. He who hesitates is lost. But in marriage, he who hesitates saves himself.
2. Marriage is like eating at a restauant. You order one thing, then you see what someone else has, and you wish you’d ordered that.
3. Want to remember your wife’s birthday. Forget it once, and you should have no trouble remembering the next time.
4. “Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give.” -Cass Daley
5. A husband’s last words should always be: “OK, buy it.”
6. A groom told his bride that he would go through hell for her. How right he was.
7. There are three rings to marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
Good luck with your wedding toast. We hope we took the edge off, and put a smile on your face.
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